A Shakespearean character, introduced in Henry the Fourth First Part, and brought to fruition in Henry the Fifth. He’s a soldier, a Lieutenant in the King’s Army; he’s also a cutthroat brawler, a cutpurse, a rapist, and and ill-tempered friend. His name is — Ancient Pistol. Really. He’s introduced as a friend of the now-deceased Sir John Falstaff; and has somehow ended up with Falstaff’s wife, Hostess Quickly, who was also apparently engaged to Nym, who almost ends up in a duel to the death with Ancient Pistol over a gambling debt (and Hostess Quickly). The fight is stopped by Bardolph, another friend of Falstaff, who swears he will run the winner through. They quit their circling, and make friends again. for awhile.
Later, Bardolph is arrested for looting. Ancient Pistol, who has heroically held a bridge near Harfeld, is commended by his superiors — and immediately asks in turn to have Bardolph freed. When refused, Ancient Pistol rips in to the most brutal stream of curses — curses that, although they are over four hundred years old, still have the ability to shock with their vehemence. He is truly a multifaceted character.
‘Ancient Pistol’. Now, goddamn it, that is a COOL name. Totally ‘effin COOL. SHAKESPEARE. WOW.
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