OMG Cookie Weekend!
Cookie Weekend 2006
Cookie Weekend The Movie
Freakoutish Bandercoots In The Courtyard! Reading Danse Macabre by Stephen King; his 1981 nonfiction horror history and analysis. It is Cold here. I fear for the plants.
Sprinkle the Dog keeps sneaking out to scan the garbage — three times! Her sister slumbers in the other room. But Sprinkle — passive-agressive, planning to take over the world, an archetype of dog, like Bucky Cat is an archetype of cats.
I’m midway through Hot Fuzz, by the same guys that did Sean Of The Dead. I love this stuff. English humor rules.
Maxwell Henderson is off fighting dragons somewhere. Plum is asleep, or plotting. Senrab is winging towards Japan, possibly. O’Reilly robbing a bank, Raisin Debt rebuilding a ‘68 Chevelle, or possibly climbing Fuji, or perhaps sliding through thick jungle, knife in teeth, eyes wide, I have no idea; Aldous — I can’t even go there. Howling at an alien moon? Extending the hand of greeting to a stranger, and receiving an extra ounce of grace in return? Skimming over the surface of the Atlantic Ocean, eyes aflame, the very Sword Of Justice? Horsebadordies is on a strange and delicate mission. Abigail Adams is watching the waiter flambee with great skill on the roof of a hotel in Cairo; it is a beautiful night.
Begemotya is struggling through a snowstorm, trying not to fall asleep, or drinking heavily.
Demonweed is reading, or writing, or possibly thinking, I sense, the perceptive thoughts of the modern information-based hominid processing the data of this moment in time; or dancing, wildly, very well. There is orange light.
Byronius is blogging and baking twenty-five million cookies, and defending them against Sprinkle the Dog, who will, mark my word, prove the ruin of us all in her furious Quest To Master All Life In All Universi.
I hear her pressing at the barrier. I must go.
The bell! The bell!
Yummy. Getting to work immediately on the cookie upload interface…
Comment on December 16, 2007 @ 11:57 am
this time no vegetarian ginger cookies
or vegan orange-carrot cookies for max
that made all the other content engineers run away….
recipes i invented. inspired by the post…
my oven will remain turned off this year.
Comment on December 16, 2007 @ 10:04 pm
Great movie
WHere did you get all those great looking cookie sheets? I need those - I only have three!!!
We just finished brownies and peanutbutter blossoms.
Comment on December 16, 2007 @ 10:28 pm
I’m done. It’s — 3:37 A.M.
I still have to wash dishes.
Sprinkle has failed.
The brownies are magnificent.
Good Night, Everyone.
Comment on December 17, 2007 @ 3:38 am
I’ve completed the upload interface and I now need you to test it. Here’s how it works. Put the cookies (a large sample should work best) in a sound container and print my Name and Address on it. The interface is built upon the USPS backbone so requires their facilitation. Carry the container to your nearest post office. The beauty of the system is that it is no different than ordinary mail for you, the sender. The funny thing is it works the same on my end. All the magic occurs within the postal system. If I receive the cookies we will know that my amazing invention works! I will provide a complete report of its success or failure.
Comment on December 17, 2007 @ 8:02 am
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