The Hot Place takes the whole motley crew I hear. Every last tree-hugging liberal that ever lived is down there, along with all those ‘minorities’, like MLK. You even have to hang around Ghandi! Yuck!
In heaven, I hear, if you have enough money, they’ll teach you the Greatest Secret Of All. (doG si drabbuH norlE) Oooooo!
And then, if you have even MORE money (galactic super-cluster wealthy), you get a golden seat of honor right next to the Throne, on the right side of Pat Robertson and behind James Dobson.
Ahhhh, heaven. It’s all machine guns, cheap beer, hot chicks and cocaine. Heaven.
“…what is that American promise? It’s a promise that says each of us has the freedom to make of our own lives what we will, but that we also have obligations to treat each other with dignity and respect”
…and the funniest thing that crosses my mnd is that whites are a minority (unless he also things that only americans and europeans are goint to heaven).
Rev 7:9 After this I looked, and behold, a great multitude that no one could number, from every nation, from all tribes and peoples and languages, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, clothed in white robes, with palm branches in their hands,
Rev 7:10 and crying out with a loud voice, “Salvation belongs to our God who sits on the throne, and to the Lamb!”
Complete with red eyes and a stoner smile. Somebody put some work into this thing. I hope no actual children were corrupted in the making of this excellent parody.
What a dumb question. Heaven is the ultimate gated community. One reason why I want no part of it.
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
The Hot Place takes the whole motley crew I hear. Every last tree-hugging liberal that ever lived is down there, along with all those ‘minorities’, like MLK. You even have to hang around Ghandi! Yuck!
In heaven, I hear, if you have enough money, they’ll teach you the Greatest Secret Of All. (doG si drabbuH norlE) Oooooo!
And then, if you have even MORE money (galactic super-cluster wealthy), you get a golden seat of honor right next to the Throne, on the right side of Pat Robertson and behind James Dobson.
Ahhhh, heaven. It’s all machine guns, cheap beer, hot chicks and cocaine. Heaven.
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
If I am not mistaken the young man in the picture looks like Sarah Palins nephew.
Gee – I wonder where Trig will end up?
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
“…It’s all machine guns, cheap beer, hot chicks and cocaine.”
Don’t forget NASCAR!
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
Chortle.
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
“…what is that American promise? It’s a promise that says each of us has the freedom to make of our own lives what we will, but that we also have obligations to treat each other with dignity and respect”
- Barack Obama’s Acceptance Speech
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 7:08 pm
…and the funniest thing that crosses my mnd is that whites are a minority (unless he also things that only americans and europeans are goint to heaven).
But gosh I would love to see his data….
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
My data is:
Rev 7:9 After this I looked, and behold, a great multitude that no one could number, from every nation, from all tribes and peoples and languages, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, clothed in white robes, with palm branches in their hands,
Rev 7:10 and crying out with a loud voice, “Salvation belongs to our God who sits on the throne, and to the Lamb!”
My conclusion: Heaven will be diverse.
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 7:13 pm
…and of course it’s a fabulous photoshop spoof…
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/science-fair.php?page=7
scroll down….
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 7:20 pm
I went to some of the other pages. OMG.
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 7:37 pm
When I found the first bunch I couldn’t beleive it… then I followed the link to the source, and there was just page after page of hilarious stuff….
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 9:22 pm
I’m bustin’ out laughing. Look at the dog’s expression at the bottom of this page:
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 9:33 pm
Let’s Get Hiiiiiiiiiigh.
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 9:56 pm
Complete with red eyes and a stoner smile. Somebody put some work into this thing. I hope no actual children were corrupted in the making of this excellent parody.
Comment on September 9, 2008 @ 10:10 pm