Jesus loves the free market. Kids beggin’ from strangers is the most heatwarming thing about the holidays — and the liberals want to take it away!
In the old days, before there was liberals, kids were workin’ 24/7 in toxic vats, and then they’d go out and beg with their little stumpy arms, and the rich people would give them a shiny penny, and who wouldn’t get all excited about that? But now, those kids are gone, thanks to the stupid liberals. Now they don’t get their penny, and the rich people don’t get to see their little blistery faces light up in that toothless smile of joy.
The War On Christmas has got to stop. Dismatle the entire social safety net NOW. It makes Jesus look bad.
Okay, Max - thanks for that bitch slap back to reality. Sheesh.
Comment on December 21, 2009 @ 3:29 pm
Sorry about that. I have to balance my demonic with my angelic sides or I’ll spin out of control.
Comment on December 21, 2009 @ 3:33 pm
Jesus loves the free market. Kids beggin’ from strangers is the most heatwarming thing about the holidays — and the liberals want to take it away!
In the old days, before there was liberals, kids were workin’ 24/7 in toxic vats, and then they’d go out and beg with their little stumpy arms, and the rich people would give them a shiny penny, and who wouldn’t get all excited about that? But now, those kids are gone, thanks to the stupid liberals. Now they don’t get their penny, and the rich people don’t get to see their little blistery faces light up in that toothless smile of joy.
The War On Christmas has got to stop. Dismatle the entire social safety net NOW. It makes Jesus look bad.
Comment on December 21, 2009 @ 5:16 pm