QUESTION: I HAVE HEARD MANY OF MY FRIENDS SAY THAT GLASS FLOWS OVER TIME, AND THAT YOU SHOULD PERIODICALLY TURN ALL YOUR WINDOWS UPSIDE-DOWN TO COMPENSATE FOR THIS EFFECT, ESPECIALLY CAR WINDOWS, BECAUSE OF THE WIND. IS THIS TRUE?
ALDOUS ANSWERS: glass slips over slowly and bends its way into the closet by way of amsterdam and sweet famished lupine overdrive sequoia sinister mack-mack tin ear turmoil. no one notices until the party. the glass is heavy with delight, leaping into the pool with a relaxed sigh and true understanding that this is the best moment of its life. glass is clearly flowing out to the universe with you and i and mack-mack ear.
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